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- studio opener Anytime Place – Opening Shindig Thing 9pm-3am 20 Ovens Street, Brunswick Much stuff n tar& feathers art muzak drinkly snacks… etc $5

- 1st annual pan-brnswk car wash interpretive dance championship 8pm->morn at carwash next door to 1 Stewart St, Brunswick 1. The Main Event: find devastating costumes, chose your worst goodbad song and enter a team. No entrant too pathetic, no act too random. Crump it up, break it down; you and your crew have three and a half minutes to impress our overly-opinionated and extra-inebriated judges, selected randomly on the night. 2. Slow-mo Crumping Battle: go one on one, southern-style in our chopped-n-screwed slow-mo crump-off. 3. The Kate Bush Knockout Derby Endurance Challenge: one Kate Bush song. Looped. Forever. If you slack off, lose interest, trip, stumble or repeat a dance move, you’re out. Only the strong will survive. Last wo/man standing takes all. 4. The 2009 Interpretive Dance centrefold calendar photo shoot: strike a pose against our backdrop of shame with your dance team before you hit the stage. The twelve worst photos will make it into the 2009 Interpretive Dance calendar, to be distributed to every trendy café in the greater Brunswick Region. Enduring ironic hipster cred guaranteed

- sutton gallery art opener 4-6pm 254 brnswk st

- guildford lane art opener 4-6pm 20-24 guildford lane Join the artists for discussion and drinks as their residency nears its completion Elin Eriksen and Miles Brown are in the midst of creating a rich, experiential and immersive installation.

- art opener & muzak at glitch bar 318 st georges rd. 6pm-12am Oscar Vincente Slorach-Thorn, Inquiet, Witness girl, Wonderful Fellowship, Mot. $5 entry. Exhiibition of Dyana Gray’s and Ben Montero’s work from 6pm

- dont ban the can 12pm sat-12am sun @ clifton park victoria st brnswk. Bands syde Projects w/ Mr Moonshine(Live), Horse Competition(live), Simon Wright and the Eclective(live) Mc’s Broken Tooth Entertainment (live), Dizzy Dee(Live), Phenomena (Live), Prospa (Live), Fluent Form (Live), Illuminate (Live), Mantra (Live), Litigate (Live) DJ’s Mu-Gen, Flip, Lewis Cancut, Dj Fa, Dj Rintrah, Benny B, Dstract + more Break-dancers Fresh Sox crew & Wicked Force crew Live Painting; “AEROSKILLS” Graff Jam, “CRUNCH” throwie comp, “Over Kill” Hand stlyes comp, “We Make Stuff Good” Sketch comp Visuals; Eness, Blu Blu, TEAM ATTACK!! www.DontBanTheCan.com