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JanuART 2010…

Thur 7 jan

• 24guildford lane opener 6-8pm

Fri 8 jan

• Platform opener degraves subway 6-8pm

Mon 11jan

• nineOnSeven opener 6pm->Rooftop Cinema Bar Curtin House 252 Swanston
• TOTE gig $10 7pm AXXIMILATION, CHROME DOMe,CAT-GRRL, PIG AND MACHINE, TINA TURNTURNTABLES AND SIOUXSIE SOUNDS(missta …sam babes + special guest), and DOUBLE DENIM(miss emily hoof)

Wed13jan

• carbon black opener 5.30 – 8pm.188 High St(nr Chapel Street)Prahran
• 7th opener 6-8pm 155gertrude st
• REVIEW with myles Barlow abc1, 10pm

Thur14jan

• opener Hand Held Gallery, Suite 18(upstairs) Paramount Arcade 108 Bourke St 6-8pm
• Timecapsules First screening Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion 127 Campbell St Collingwood

Fri 15 jan

• PM2 opener 6-8pm 191johnston st
• Kings ari opener 1/171king st melb 6-8pm
• global mind project@fed sq, 8:30pm-12am
• 8bit dubstep $15 night owl 33eliz

Sat 16 

•  ”Z-1 @ Neverwhere DJs Semtex Disruptor & Earbleeder” 9pm->
• IRENE whorehouse gig 5-11pm 5 pitt st. $5 Lakes, Dead Ants Rainbow, Matthew Brown, Tim Catlin, Shellys, Eko Eko Azarak, A. Wallace & Tom Hall, Anekantavada, Aktion Unit

Sun 17

• maximum park vibes summer innit EdGardens 1-7pm
• Mud Tribe youtube performances 10-5pm-Darling Gardens, Clifton Hill then Melbourne City
• Occult Uses for Video 3 – 5pm 1/81 Bouverie St, Carlton

Mon18jan

• Drag School Exhibition/Midsumma Launch City Library, Lvl 1 253 flinders lane 6-7pm -> 45 downstairs? -> Loop, meyers place

Tue19

• Carlton hotel art opening Lvl 2, 193 Bourke St 6-7/8/9pm veiled in plain sight exhibition
• finding space art opening Lvl 2, 193 Bourke St Carlton hotel 6-9pm?
• feast opener 6-8pm Bus Projects-117 Lt Lonsdale St
• Stutter @Horse Bazaar 397 Little Lonsdale St 8:30pm-> $10 (full) / $7 (conc)

Wed-20-jan

• RMITfancy gallery opener 6-8pm (siemansfineartscholarship) 344swanston
• Opener 69smith st 7-9pm
• Hares&hyenas booklaunch 7:30pm johnston st
• ‘Hands Free: Software doing its own thing’ Wednesday project 24guildford lane 6pm->

Thurs 21 jan

• Counihan gallery art opener 6-8pm 233 Sydney Rd
• craft vic opener 31flinders lane 6-8pm
• Timecapsules screening 127 Campbell St Collingwood 8:45pm->
• pigment opener 5:30-7:30pm Lvl 2 Nicholas Building, 37 Swanston
• 24 Guildford lane opener 6-8pm
• Agents of Abhorrence, Ethic Cleansing, Sean Baxter and MV@  TheOldBar 74 JohnstonSt. 8.30pm, $6

Fri 22 jan

• ADNATE opener, NoVacancy 34–40 Jane Bell Lane, QV 6-9pm
• plum exhibition SUX 289 Lygon st East Brnswk 6pm->2am. Frig you,pseudoanarchistfuckstickswhotellyouwhatnottowear. Those stupid british women did it first anyway… and (non-)political affiliation is not determined by one’s friends,’coolness’ or agebracket. go back to the womb then get an abortion,douchebags. (no offense to non-residents).
• red gallery opener 6-8pm, 157 st georges rd, nth fitzroy
• 25 easey st opener 6-8pm 
• Sergei Ignatievsky & Wanda Gillespie at TwentyByThirty -20 Presgrave Place (off Lil Collins, b/w eliz&swanston) 6-11pm
• gasworks angela Roberts bird gallery 6pm?
• Closing Party Limedrop GPO Lvl 1 338-352 Bourke St 6-8pm
• Flaner presents Sounds in the Pound@ 1000 £ Bend, 361 Little Lonsdale St Gold coin donation  6pm-12am
• pandora’ box at rearview gallery, 4stanley st $6dressed/ $12 lamedressless 8pm-> DJ LADY LAMENTA; OODLES OF POODLE … (think fluff and rollerskates); MILES RABIES … (no doubt with something perverted); JEROME (from Drag Kings); GODZILLA AND MUMMY COMPLEX … (think azaria chamberlain)&WALK-OFF

sat 23 jan

• The Narrows Book Sale Lvl 2, 141 Flinders Lane 11am-5pm
• 5pm launch fox hotel
• St Helens, Panel of Judges, Snawklor and DirtbagJohn Curtin Bandroom, 29 Lygon St 8.30pm, $10?

Sun24jan 

• free chipmusic gig @ pennyblack 420 Sydney rd, 3-10pm  M-.-n (AKA Marc Nostromo); 10K Free men & Their Families ; Derris-Kharlan; Maddest Kings Alive; godinpants

Mon 25jan

• PLATFORM/midsumma opener ‘re/gendered’ degraves subway 6-9pm
• Midsumma opener @ 20-24 Guildford lane gallery 6pm-> ACTUALLY 8-10PM

TUE-26-JAN

• edi gardens innit wotever muzak gig & parknic 2-xpm
• Support The Walk off! live hip hop & Politics combatwombat $15 Bella Union Bar Trades Hall Cnr Vic & Lygon st 9pm->

WED-27-jan

• dickerson opener 6-8pm 44 Oxford St Collingwood
• PHILOS-o-FACE and The Art of Fashion The Workers Club(cnr of Brunswick +Gertrude) + The Nicholas Building37swanston 6pm->

Thurs 28 jan

• Michael Koro opener 6-9pm 110 Franklin St & westspace opener? Lvl 1, 15/19?anthony st
• Blindside opening 6-8pm Lvl 7, Rm14-Nicholas Blding, 37swanston
• lotl closing party/exhib – hares & hyenas johnston st
• Uplands Gallery 247 High St Prahran. Opening 6-8pm,
• Timecapsules screening 127 Campbell St Collingwood

fri 29

• nthcote town hall rooftop , theatre foyeur & projexn space 6-8pm 
• joel gallery opener gowestart.wordpress.com 7pm
• Hares&hyenas booklaunch 6:30pm
• Hannah Fox, Recent Abstracts Collingwood Gallery, 292 Smith St 6-pm
• Eric Kuhlmann @ Discobeans 238high st nthcote!! $5 Doors 7pm- 9pm, Sets 8pm+9pm
• COFFEE, CIGARETTES & CUNTS322 Brunswick St 6-10pm
• Saint Cloud shop launch, 73 Gertrude St 6-8:30pm
• Casual smallcrew organo-cybernetic-meat-based-robots from the future BarBQ at blender studios 6pm->
• White gallery opener 7pm-> Nr flinders st& russell st’s
• Casual smallcrew get2-get-her 4 Leee+Thunder’s Dead Jellyfish Going Away from bouvrerie stu-stu-studios 8pm->

Sat-30-jan

• Rentboy, Popolice, Talkshowboy and / \ Horse Bazaar 397 Little Lonsdale 6-9pm
• At Large Gallery,208 HighSt=rukkus, citizen.com, matty blades, speaka-freaka, max+guests   $5 (fundraising 4 WOT? they dunt even say, so i assume it’s dregz N lay-dies: [yawn]) 8:30-2am
• Laird hotel midsumma opener 2-5pm
• FUTURO TROPICALE – WAREHOUSE MELTDOWN by Uber Lingua 9pm fourspace warehouse fitzry

Sun31jan

• Hares&hyenas booklaunch 5pm

Mon 1 februART 

• Goood Sauce/fur-carcass art-Lvl 7, 252 swanston st 6-9pm
• VCA DEMOLITION SALE VCA WARDROBE DEPARTMENT, enter via back door 10-3pm. fill yr own greenbag bag with VCA dodgy shit for ca$H-$10$-only

Tues 2 feb

•  Hares&hyenas booklaunch 7pm
• Opener 45 flinders lane-downstairs 6-8pm?
• ARC 1 opener 45flinders lane?

Wed3feb

• “States of the Empire” opener Manningham Gallery 6-8 pm 699 Doncaster Rd. Doncaster 

thurs4feb

• Rmit project space 5-7pm 23cardigan st
• The Narrows opener 2/141 Flinders Lane 6-8pm
• canadian pharmacy opener 6-8pm @ Neon Parc 1/53 Bourke St
• Lamington Drive opener, 89 George St, Fitzroy, 6-9pm
• gorker opening cnr Gore+Kerr st 6:30-8:30PM
• PAN gallery opener 142-144weston st, brnswk 6-8pm
• 24guildford lane gallery opening 6-8pm… blahblahblah-possible yawn?[is that wrong?]?
• What do they call a group of artists? – exhibition launchTown Hall Gallery 6-8pm Rear 358 Burwood Rd Hawthorn
• Timecapsules screening 127 Campbell St Collingwood 8:45pm

Fri 5 feb

• PM2 opener ‘We Love Melburn’ 6-9pm 191johnston st
• Launch of Etchings Indigenous: Black and Sexy Readings, 112 Acland Street, St Kilda 6:30pm – 8:30pm
• All City Bass brown alley $15/20 Muska / tahl / Citizen.com / Cubist + mc Wasp / Baddums & A13 / Safire / Bonsai + Mc Harziee / Barron von Rotton vs Dstract / Deviant / Rollin Connection / Dysphemic / Ill Figures / Kodiak Kid / Flip / Diistortiion / Mish’chief / The Shredder / John Beta vs Liquid Light / Freya / Deall / Pauly Fat Lace / Rickdirk / Riz-One / Shifty / Sameo & Fooishbar / West One / Dust / JD / MissMax / Lady Banton / SofirePlus vjs Doug step / Loki & NinjaOver 

Sat 6 feb

• ST ALi’s YARRA LANE project party Yarra Place, South Melb 12-8pm
• Das Stadtschaftschaubild-Alice Mrongovius Brunswick Bound 361Sydney Rd 2-4pm
• Nova mc, sven simulacrum, kati cubby, N more” DISCOBEANS-238 High St Nthcote9pm->
• the sect paulBlackout markN vj trewlox nightowl 33elizabethSt. 10pm-6am.b $10 on le door (previously it said a ridiculously fair, but un-philth-ible 20bux, so philthy is happy now & way more intent on going, heckling & having fun (in it’s own way)/ “Hurrah!” says the crowds, and especially markN (no. not even ever as a baddest jokest)…
• CONATION (Ep Launch/Reunion tour),LUNGS (Syd), HAWAIIAN ISLANDS, BOWELS@arthouse 616elizSt 8pm-1am

sun7feb

• PM2 191johnston st: Artist Market (Sun 7th, Sun 14th, Sun 21st and Sun 28th February only)
• Sex Workers @ Pride March! 12-3pm-Assembly is at 12pm at the corner of Lakeside drive and Fitzroy St for a 2pm March

Mon8feb

• PM2 phlegm nights 191johnston st:  Mon 8th ‘Brooklyn Aint Dead’ by Stopem, JoskeFilms= footage of the Brooklyn/Sims Metal scrapyards!! GoldCoin donation,from dusk..refreshments and bevvies4sale

Thur11feb

• Book Launch: Gagged: The Gunns20 and Other Law Suits-Greg Ogle 5.30pm 45downstairs flinders lane
• free Pony gig 68lil collins, with Pig+Machine-11:45pm; danielTucci, fieldings, chevrolet rise 9pm-ish

Fri12feb

• platform opener 6-8pm degraves subway
• DRILLBIT (Newcastle); CRAB SMASHER (Newcastle); SCREWTAPE; DOC ROSS; MATT BLEAK-Glitch 318 St Georges Rd. Probable co$t$/?

sat 13 feb

• mother of all zine fairs-City Square,Melb 3-8pm
• Breakfast At Charlie Wongs: The Life & Crimes Of The Brutalsbook launch @ empress,714 Nicholson St 9pm->

SUN-14-FEB

• PM2 (=Per Square Metre art gallery) 191-193 johnston st: Artist Market (Sun 7th, Sun 14th, Sun 21st and Sun 28th February only) & massive paint jam…all artists interested contact Jimmy at info@persquaremetre to register interest. BBQ and beverages available on the day for artists..music and the artist market as well!
• hogan gallery opener 2-5pm 310smith St

E>   E>     SUN-14-FEBRU-LOVE-Y            <3 <3

[this is love-in-the-facepunch-y valentine’s day, remember? So bewhore. I mean beware…]                   …’aw, how romantics….’

♥       E>  PM2 (=Per Square Metre art gallery) 191-193 johnston st: Artist Market (Sun 7th, Sun 14th, Sun 21st and Sun 28th February only) & massive paint jam…all artists interested contact Jimmy at info@persquaremetre to register interest. BBQ and beverages available on the day for artists..music and the artist market as well!

^♥       hogan gallery opener 2-5pm 310smith St  <3

tue16feb

• 45downstairs flinders la. 6-8pm?

thurs18feb

• no vacancy opener 6-9pm 34-40 Jane Bell Lane, QVblding

thurs18feb

• no vacancy opener 6-9pm 34-40 Jane Bell Lane, QVblding

fri19feb

• spill collective @ 1000 pound bend / 8pm – 1am / $12,361 Little Lonsdale St w.Thomas Henning (Black Lung), Works from Sarfari Team, Miles Rabies (Declan Greene), Godzilla and Mummy Complex, Oodles of Poodle, Owl and Moth , P.H.A.T (Pretty Hot And Tasty)

wed24 feb

• Vindaloo Against Violence 12-10pm eat indianfood2support antiviolence how? just coz/just cause.

Fri 26feb

• RMIT schoolOfArt opener 2bowen lane PERFORMANCES Friday 26 February 7pm (and Thursday 4 March 7pm)

Sat 27feb

• Anarchist Black Cross/COPWATCH Benefit:REALICIDE, PIG & MACHINE, BUTTRESS O’KNEEL, THE WACKNESS, BAADD, MATT BLEAK.9PM $7. Glitch 318 ST GEORGES RD

Sun28feb

• Per Square Metre  gallery: Artist Market (Sun 7th, Sun 14th, Sun 21st and Sun 28th February only) 191-193 johnston st

 fri 26 mARTch

• The Exhibition of the English Alphabet 361 Little Lonsdale St. 6-9pm