M*ART*CH 2010
♥ RMIT gallery endless machine knit garmet’ exhibition until 21 march
TUE-2-MartCH
♥ The unaustralians book launch – Friends Of the Earth shop-312 Smith St Collingwood 6-8/9pm
♥ bus opener 6-8pm 117 lil Lonsdale
WED-3- MartCH
♥ dickerson opener 6-8pm 44oxford st,c’lingwd
♥ exhibition opening : a place to be, ellequa martin c3 contemporary art space abbotsford convent 6-9pm
♥ SHIFTED gallery opener Albert St, Richmond 6pm->
♥ Karen Woodbury Gallery opener 4 Albert St Richmond 6pm->
♥ SLABALONG opener Sophie Gannon Gallery 2 Albert st, Richmond 6-8pm
♥ Ali Hogg/Equal Love exhibition & Fundraiser 6:30pm-> The Tenth Muse-365 Brunswick st fitzry
♥ Red gallery opener 6-8pm 157St Georges rd
THUR-4-MartCH
♥ Counihan gallery opener 233sydRd 6-8pm
♥ Hawthorn town hall gallery opener 6-8pm
♥ Neon Parc opening(bourke st) 6-8pm neonparc.com.au
♥ Urban Archaeology 409-429 Gore Street, Fitzroy 6-8pm
♥ TotemTetris art exhibition opening – Sutton Gallery-254 Brnswk St Ftzry 6-8pm
♥ Luke Sciberras Exhibition Opening 6-8pm. James Makin Gallery 67 Cambridge St
♥ Light Projects opener 6-8pm 176 High St Nthcote
♥ OutsideIn Exhibition RMIT Kaleide Theatre Foyer Building 8, level 2, 360 Swanston St 5:30pm – 8:30pm
FRI-5-MartCH
♥ 696 Ink Gallery Grand Opener 6pm – 696 Sydney Rd, Brnswk.
♥ When all your friends leave you and you miss the last bus home. Off the Kerb, 66 Johnston St 6-9pm
♥ rearview opener 7-10pm rear 244 Smith St
♥ MyGirls opener 6pm-12am 25 Eastment St, Nthcote
SAT-6-MartCH
♥ mossenson opener 2-4pm 41derby st
♥ 52cambridge st – opening 5-7pm
♥ Pigment gallery opener lvl 2, 37 swanston
♥ Dianne tanzer gallery opener 108gertrude st
MON-8-MartCH
♥ Kings Relaunch Party 6-9pm 1/171 king st
WEDNESDOS-10-MartCH:
♥ Twoone tasting-gorker (gore+kerr Sts) 6-7pm
♥ UNWEARABLES Catwalk Extravaganza/Interactive Show. Doors open 6pm,Show 7-9pm, $10/8.
♥ Aliceeuphemia opening 6-8pm 37swanston st
♥ Rat vs Possum @Triple R Performance Space, 221 Nicholson St, East Brunswick 6–6.30pm. Free to air.
♥ yarra sculpture gallery opener 117 Vere Street, Abbotsford 6-8pm
THUR-11-mARTch:
♥ RMIT project space opener 5-7pm 23cardigan
♥ Kill Your Darlings journal launch-Trades Hall 2 LygonSt Carlton. 6.30pm->
♥ Unwearables Order of Melbourne, Level 2/401 Swanston Doors 6pm, show 7pm, $10/8.
♥ craftVic opener 6-8pm 31flinders lane
♥ dandruff opener @no vacancy 6-9pm
♥ handheld opener 6-8pm Suite 18, upstairs,Paramount Arcade, 108 Bourke st
♥ kick opener 239high st 7-9pm
♥ at large gallery opener, 208 high st nthcote 7-9pm
♥ drawing blood opener, greenwood gallery 6-9pm
♥ Guildford lane gallery opener 6-9pm
♥ opening Level 1, 1a Crossley St, 6-8pm
♥ Black dress invite-only-opener (colour factory) georges, lil collins
♥ ? The Narrows lvl2,141 flinders lane. 6-8pm? possible openings march 11th, 18th
♥ postponed.. PASSION VICTIMS presents DESIRE Somewhere Gallery Level 2 314 Little Collins St 6-8pm
FRI-12-MartCH
♥ Launch 2010 Brunswick Arts 2a Little Breese st brnswk 6-9pm
♥ INSERT COIN HERE opening 7-11pm at 1000 £ Bend (361 lil lonsdale)
♥ Awkward opener 99 Melbourne St, Southbank 6-9pm
♥ collingwood gallery opener 12march 6-8pm 292 smith st
♥ Auction&foods&dancing 7pm-> …20A LUSCOMBE ST
SAT-13-MAR
♥ Sutton Gallery,254 Brunswick St 4-6pm
♥ Edible Garden City Square cnr Swanston+Collins.10am free veggie swapFood+Wine Fest’s
♥ Worn Wild Mercat Cross Hotel 456 Queen St $5, 1-6pm
♥ ‘Ladies Luv’ Sketch City Dazzleland Studios, 25 Eastment St, Nthcote 4pm onwards
♥ Rollerderby Burn Your Brass- toxic Avengers vs Dolls Au-Go-Go.Puckhandlers Cnr Blake+davis St 7-10pm
♥ jerks at 289 lygon st, east brnswk gig in evening:Puta Madre Bros, Suitcase Royale, This War
SUN-14-MAR
♥ You are not what you Eat -discobeans 238 high st nthcote
MON-15-MAR
♥ opener @ Fo Guang Yuan Art Gallery 141 Queen St 6:30pm->
TUES-16-march
♥ RMIT First Site Gallery Opening Flock: fashion & textiles exhib 344 swanston 6-8pm
♥ skepsi opening 6-8pm? 670 swanston st [16march, 12apr]
♥ Lamington Drive Opening 6-9pm 89 george st, fitzroy
WED-17-mar
♥ issey miyake workshop $10/20 6-8pm 344swanston
♥ TCB opener 1/12 waratah lane, da shity 6-8pm
♥ Launch party 6pm RMIT Alumni Court, Old Melb Gaol, 377 Russell St
♥ citylights/ UntilNever opening 6-8pm lvl 3, 5 hosier lane
♥ 101 collins st gallery, opener 6-8pm ?
♥ Sustainability opening 6-8pm George Paton Gallery, lvl2 Union House melbUni
♥ the yellow war opener @ Per Square Metre gallery, 191 johnston st 6-8pm
♥ Vialka frenchectropunk at OldBar 9pm & Pony > 2am
♥ .Aust.Crappy.Contempt4.Art ‘New010’ opener 6-8pm 111 Sturt Street, Southbank http://www.accaonline.org.au/MediaReleaseNEW010
♥ TCB opener 1/12 waratah lane, da shity 6-8pm
♥ FAT Launch party 6pm RMIT Alumni Court, Old Melb Gaol, 377 Russell St
THUR-18-mar
♥ 137 flinders lane gallery opening 5:30-7:30pm
♥ FIGMENT launch (Emma Goodsir+Fleur Watson) invite-only 6pm 167flinders la.
♥ Six pack art exhibition highlander gallery, 11a highlander lane 6-9pm
♥ westspace opener 6-8pm 15-19anthony st
♥ KICK gallery new collingwoood space at: 4 PEEL ST. COLLINGWOOD opener 6-9pm
♥ Imagining Darwin preview evening, Abbotsford Convent, Mercator Building, studio MF3, side entrance, upstairs 1 St Heliers st 6-8pm
(?) Narrows gallery lvl2,141 flinders lane. 6-8pm? possible openings march 11th, 18th
♥ Free gig at BAR OPEN (fitz)-VULTURES OF VENUS – 11pm,THE FILTHY BOURGEOIS – 10pm ,ELECTRIC EDEN – 9pm
FRI-19-march
♥ Platform opening 6-8pm degraves subway
♥ nine0seven Rooftop bar, level 7 Curtain House, 252 Swanston
♥ Stick it! Collage in Australian Art opener @ The Ian Potter Centre: NGV Australia
♥ MARS port melb fashionfoto opener 7:30pm->
♥ ‘http://www.hellgallery.blogspot.com/‘ HELL gallery opening 6-8pm 5A RAILWAY PLACE, RICHMOND
♥ 100 Proofs TAPR Talk “Science Faction” 7-10 1/81bouverie st studios
♥ ItsFeetWereTied…Murray White Room Sargood Lane Off Exhibition St. 7-9pm
♥ ‘You are not what u eat’ launch at discobeans238 high st w. DIE ROTEN PUNKTE, 6pm-1am
♥ National Indigenous Hip Hop & RnB Bump Music Awards 170russell st 7pm-3am
♥ Spill Collective present HOT MESS DOWN UNDER trannyfest at geddes lane $10-dress up OR arrive before 10.30, $15 for the lazy www.realhotmess.com
♥ Gig at Anytime Place 20 Ovens St Brnswk 8pm-11:55pm w. Toydeath, dieRotenPunkte, PutaMadreBros ♥ www.atlargegallery.com opening 208 high st, Nthcote-Artists welcome 2-4pm to whip something up. Open to public 7-9pm for drinks & chance to win some of the panels
♥ Carbon Black gallery opener 188 High St (nr Chapel) 2-5pm
♥ wobble gig at Night Owl 33 ElizabSt $15, 10pm-7am
♥ BUS closing party $10 4pm-11 117 Lt Lonsdale http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=361583579010
♥ Jules‘ grand opening performing poodle party81 HighSt Westgarth: frenchy delicious shit to eat emporium; Yes, we did say performing poodles. In real life, not a Disney movie. Plus sparkling ‘vin’ with cassis, little ht dogs, extra sultry tunes. 8pm-> free
♥ Poetry in Fashion-Wheeler Centre, 176 Little Lonsdale St, 2–4pm Free! Reserve your seat here
♥ ♥ ♥ SUN-21-MartCH: Happy wed-ding-ly mister & missus dudes ♥ ♥ ♥ *enjoy it whilst you canst…
TUE-23-mar
♥ First Site opener 344swanston 5/7 or 6-8pm
♥ Westspace ‘highlife’ rooftop art crawl: Sarti 5.30pm, Rooftop Bar 6.15pm, OrderofMelb 7pm, MadameBrussels 7.45pm
WED-24-martch
♥ RMIT 2 bowen st opener, 5-7pm
THURS-25-march
♥ Pigment gallery opening 5:30-7:30pm, lvl 2 nicholas blding, 37 swanston
♥ gorker gallery opening cnr Gore + Kerr st’s 6-9pm
♥ TAKE#2 PASSION VICTIMS presents DESIRE Somewhere Gallery Lvl2, 314 LittleCollins 6-8pm
♥ SEW bags launch-Readings,309 lygonSt Carlton. 6pm-> (100% recycled bags 4sale from SEW 'Supporting+Empowering Women'. The initiative supports HIV+ women in Tanzania)
♥ Holes In The Wall 276 Station st, Carlton North 7-10pm
♥ Plug'N'Play muzak+visuals-y's, Kent St Cafe, Smith St, 8:30pm->
fri-26-mar
♥ collingwood gallery opener 6-8pm 292 smith st
♥ Thread Den Fitzroy opening 422 Brunswick St, Fitzroy. Opening party 6-10pm, free champagne soiree
♥ Beatbox Kitchen Neighbourhood Jam Corner of Rathdowne St and Park St, Nth Carlton. From 6-9pm. // The Raph Burger is nothing less than a work of art. As is his mobile diner, the literally titled, Beci Orpin-decorated Beatbox Kitchen. Mini block party
♥ You Are Not What You Eat closing w/THE ONCE OVERS 6pm-> discobeans 238 high st, nthcote
♥ Plastic Knife#5 zine launch 6-7pm at Stickyshop 10 campbell arcade (degraves subway)
♥ WHO’S THAT KNOCKING AT MY DOOR @ SHADOWS 8:40pm – 11:40pm ABC Gallery 127 Campbell St
♥ enzyme@60smithSt 8pm-> $8 w.DJ INFECTIOUS UNEASE,MANTICLE, CHIRON, CASSANDRA’S MYTH, MYSTRAL TIDE
♥ Geko /w Fluent Form & Discourse-Fri 3:40am-1:30am,The Johnston,62 Johnston St
♥ Anthony Pateras B-day concert: THIRST ANAM (old South Melbourne Town Hall 210 Bank St 7-9pm
SAT-27-MAR
♥ Complex Infrastructure The BAck doOR @ suek-artist 658 Plenty Rd, Preston
♥ Miso and Ghost Patrol open studio+sale-Studio 2,Lvl 3, 329collinsSt.11am–3pm.Ca$h only
♥ First Site opener 344swanston 5-7pm or 6-8pm
♥ Pieces of Eight gallery opening 6-9pm 635 brunswick st, Nth fitzroy
♥ Not Today & Kids in Berlin Window Launch 472 Victoria St Nth Melb 6-8pm
♥ opener? 2 Albert Street, Richmond
♥ ?? ARC1 opening ?? 45 flinders lane 6-8pm; ?? ‘45 downstairs’ lane.
♥ SMUT launch Dantes,gertrude st 7pm->
♥ Colour Factory art opener 6-8pm, 409-429 gore st, fitzroy (cnr Kerr)
WED-31-march
♥ George Paton Gallery, opening 6-8pm lvl2 Union House melbUni
♥ dickerson gallery opening 6-8pm 44oxford st, collingwd
♥ dianne tanzer opener 108gertrude st 6-8pm
♥ C3 abbotsford convent opener -st heliers rd. 6-8pm
♥ RESPOND exhibition and closing gig Seventh Gallery 155 Gertrude St, Fitzroy. Bands start 6pm, free closing gig for exhibition w.Houlette, The Artifishal Limb&Pissy Paw live
♥ Melbourne Horror Film Society March screening-Loop, 23meyers Plc. Screening 7.30pm, $20 Mini Membership=next 3 consecutive monthly screenings. Double bill=Shinya Tsukamoto’s Tetsuo: Iron Man and Tetsuo II: Body Hammer.
THURS-1-AartPRIL
♥ Outre gallery opening 249 elizabeth st 6-8pm..
♥ Platform degraves subway opening 6-8pm
♥ fortnightly(-ish) Per Square Metre (PM2) opener DABS/MYLA 191johnston st 6-8/9pm
♥ Curse of Dialect at Bar Open ?co$t?
♥ Racing Daphne 8pm-> John Curtain Hotel ?co$t?
FRI-2-APR
♥ 696 sydney rd opener 6-9pm
SAT-3-APR
∞ creation+destruction SKILLSHARE” loophole community center, 670 high st, thornbury 11am-7pm
SUN-4-APR
∞ Sneaker Freaker SWAP-MEAT Rose st artist market off BrnswkSt. 11am-5pm: Trade or buy clothing, vinyl, toys, vintage BMX parts, fixies, hip-hop jewellery, accessories, trinkets, live B-Boys (not for sale), live painting from Drewfunk. To organise a table contact: hans_dc@sneakerfreaker.com
∞ MY FRIEND ROBOT: EASTER SUNDAY-Escobar, 189 Lonsdale st. CBD 10pm-> Entry $10, but if you follow this link and join our Facebook page, IT’S ONLY $5 Glitch, futurebeats, hiphop, grime, dubstep=guest DJs JPS (The Operatives), SHIKUNG (Glitch This), plus ever robotic residents RINTRAH, NO NAME NATH & CUT’N'PASTE
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