philthosophy

dearest madame de philthy. this is a blog i have crafted with painstaking indentations of my keyboard for you, on the occasion of your 30th birthday, sweet lady. i have hopes that i may visit it into the future to get the low-down on where to find free booze, good times and good/bad/mediocre/life-changing art (depending on the vagaries of the creative output of the artistes of melbourne), or info on yr own many wondrous projects of art and craft. i have long admired yr propensity for art spam, and dream of you spamming the world with it, so that the words and phrases “art opening”, “gallery show”, “drinks n nibbles” and so-forth are as ubiquitous around the globe as “cheap viagra”, “enlarge your penis” or “PjbvHARMACY”. it is only fitting that the philthiest drummer of spam fame carry on to the task of art spam at this latest creative juncture. i hope to see chuba-sightings galore, and all manner of melty-beads fashioned into objets d’art, as well as following along as you journey through other linguistic and artistic adventures. much love from a xx