Thurs 7 may ·         RMIT projectspace opener 23cardigan st 5-7pm; ·         Opener at Aust gallery, 50 smith st collingwd 6pm->?; ·         opener of Sutton gallery 254brnswk st 6-8pm; ·         Fresh Baked opener @ marker gallery, 159 Johnston St collingwd 6-9pm; Friday 8 may;·         platform opener 6-8pm; ·         utopian slumps opener 6-9pm, 5/25 easey st; ·         1/81 bouverie st experiMuzak art thing  $6/8 ; ·         Gold from Shit(zroy) 7pm-> 1 bach lane fitzry  (parallel to Nicholson, b/w moor & kingWilliamst); ·         Public Disgrace whorehaus gig in collingwd 10pm -> details  http://www.breakcore.com.au/forum/viewtopic.php?id=2062 on the day. Muzak = CHLOROPHYLL, NOISTRUCT, DYSPHEMIC, CAT-GRRL (maybe), MISCONCEPTIAN, SADO, UNSOUNDBWOY, BANKAI, DOC ROSS, MATT BLEAK, DJ MATT SIN, MICHAEL T. ROPER Sat 9 may -Zombie shuffle Carlton Gardens > CBD > Crown 1-4p;muntil never/ hosier lane opener 6-8pm;glitch-hop and dubstep downstairs at Laundry, 50 johnston st 9pm-3am.Dysphemic = 1am Free entry. ;Subbass party  under westgate bridge 9pm -12pm sunday;Mon 11 May ·         art opener@photospace-34 dight st, 6pm; Tue 12 may·         First site opener 5:30pm-7:30pm; ·         Kristian Pithie Gallery opener (vexta curator) 6pm-> 27 gipps st, richmond; Wed 13may ·         RMIT bowen lane opener 5-7pm; ·         gorker gallery tasting 6-7pm cnr gore & kerr st; ·         Uncomfort@ pony, 8pm->; Thurs 14 may ·         Sutton project space opener 6-8pm, 230 YOUNG st;

Fri 15 May

·         opener @ 420 high st nthcote 5-9pm

·         art opener @ 696syd rd. 6-9pm

·         The Endless Hugeness Art Benefit Show for Victorian Adult Burns Servic@ Higan gallery 310 smith st, 6pm->

·         Per Sq Mtr opener 6-9pm 191 johnston st

·         mcculloch opener 6-10pm 8rankins lane

Saturday 16 may

·         look whos morphing launch @ hares & hyenas 5-6.30pm

·         rollerderby @ puckhandlers cnr blake&davis st, 7-10pm $10

·         Syntax errors [Bloody Sydney] Dj Treason (UK/Edinburgh); Epsilon; Hedonist; Al Corrupt; Dislasystem; MothballZ; DJ HateNoise; Ryzla

·         Bene Gesserit @ glitch 318 st georges rd w. screwtape; 2rifts north; horopter; narcotic freq incursion;dj ben bordel (lounge muzak); absoluten calfeutrail 6-11pm

·         NoExcuse @ vedette – Set times = INSIDE:10 – 10:45 WANKELROTARYENGINE; 10:45 – 11:30 XEHPA; 11:30 – 12:20 LIVEWIRE; 12:20 – 1:45 UNSOUNDBWOY / FOUNDATION STEPPER B2B; 1:45 – 2:45 .OF GOD; 2:45 – 3:45 Dj-SINISTER; 3:45 – 4:25 HYBRYD; 4:25 – 5:00 NINJA GAIJIN OUTSIDE: 10:30 – 11:30 DJ eN; 11:30 – 1 DYSPHEMIC; 1 – 3 DARK ORGANICS

Sunday 17 may

·         art at GULAG projects Jenkin St, East Brunswick 5pm->

Monday 18

·         street poetics @ 1st floor 9pm-3am

Wed 20^th may

·         george paton opener 5-7pm, lvl 2 union blding, melbum uni

·         art open at 52cambridge st. 6-8pm

·         Thurs 21 may

·         Reka art opener @ first floor,393 Brnswk st 7pm

·         opener @ dantes on Gertrude st 7pm

·         found sound@ 1/81 bouverie space 7:30-8:30

Thurs 21 may’

·         blindside opener 6pm   Level 7: Room 14, 37 Swanston St,

·         Reka art opener @ first floor,393 Brnswk st 7pm

Fri 22 may

·         Conical opening 6-8pm, 3 Rochester St (off Johnston b/w brnswk & smith)

·         ACTIVATE 2750Studio 12 (upstairs), Gertrude Contemporary Art Spaces 6pm->

·         $7 for BOUNCE ft. livewire, usb, wre, C:1, bass blin laden, lewis can cut @ 1st floor 11pm-5am

Sat 23

·         daggy disco @ octo bar – 911 high st thornbury 1am-4am

Tues 26

·         RMIT first site opener 5:30-7:30 344 swanston

Wed 27 May

·         opener @ 20-24 guildford lane 6pm RMIT architekture & design postgrad exhib

·         PM2 art 191johnston 6-9pm – A Tale of Two Kellys’ by Kelly Smith and Kelly Thompson

·         opener at Abbotsford convent,1 St Heliers St 6-8pm

·         uncomfort@ pony (SADO (Public Disgrace); ROOFTOP ACCESS (8-Bit Recordings); MYSTRAL TIDE (Demus); NnOIZE KkID SYSTEM (Public Disgrace))

Thur 28

·         VCA opener 40dodds st 6-8pm

·         Opening @ gasworks art park 6-8pm

Fri 29 may

·         utopian slumps 5/25 easey st 6-9pm

Sat 30 may

·         opening 6-8pm 142-4 weston st brnswk east

·         markN,xian,paulBlackout,COOH@night owl-cnr eliz&flinders lane, $10?

Wed 3 june

·         Gallery 101 opener?

Thur 4 june

·         RMIT projectspace opener 23cardigan st 5-7pm

Fri 5 june

·         queer zombie prom @ bar 303 high st nthcote 9:30-3:30

Wed 20^th may

·         george paton opener 5-7pm, lvl 2 union blding, melbum uni

·         art open at 52cambridge st. 6-8pm

Fri 22 may

·         Conical opening 6-8pm, 3 Rochester St (off Johnston b/w brnswk & smith)

·         ACTIVATE 2750 Studio 12 (upstairs), Gertrude Contemporary Art Spaces 6pm->

Thurs 2 april

·         art opener@RMIT projectspace 5-7pm, 23-27cardigan st

• Gallery @ City Library: Blank Canvas opens 2april 8am-7:45pm;… 253 flinders laneclosing 6-7pm thur23… 253 flinders lane
•  the narrows opener-2/141 flinders lane .6pm april2
•   Guildford lane opener 6pm, 20-24 guildford lane, das shity
•       ‘Ladders’ opener 6-8pm Suite 18, Paramount Arcade 108 Bourke st
•    MARS opener 2april,port melb
•    blindside opener 6-8pm nicholas blding,37 swanston-lvl 7, room 14
• Centre for Contempt for Photography opener 6-8pm, 404george st fitzry
• Lamington drive opener 6-9pm, 89 george st (cnr george & gertrude sts)
• the projects opener 169 johnston st opener 6-9pm

Fri3april

·         platform show,degraves subway 6-8/9pm

·         PerSqMtr opener 6-9pm fri3april-petitmort,hasselhoof,harte,jamesPanic

·         REAR VIEW – THE FELT TIP PEN SHOW 6-10pm rear 244 smith st

·         1/81Bouverie st on corner of Queensberry st Carlton 10pm-3am. instruments &foods &drink &rubbish in case you angry!!! Entry fee: just say Yessssssssss, I’m hungry and thirsty on the door.

Sat april4

• 11am – 8pm Antey & Ashton, at rear of 209 Albion st enter via laneway next to UGG Boot factorywith FABULOUS DIAMONDS, JUSTIN K FULLER, PAECES, HEXAGON COMMIT , MOFFARFARRAH, MATTHEW BROWN & SIMON TAYLOR, FAECES, I-SUFFERAZ (KRUMP PERFORMANCE) FREE, but BYO food and drinks, to share if you like
• Bogan Extravaganza Rollerderby 7-10pm at Puckhandlers, cnr Davis & Blake Sts Reservoir. Game ON(e), season 3: Toxic Avengers Vs. Dead Ringer Rosies.
• PULSE presents two multimedia dance pieces By Yumi Umiumare and Tony Yap. 7:30pm City Village Rooftop, 225 Bourke St. $15/20.

Sunday 5april

·         Art opener@Studio 7A 238 Brunswick St, Fitzroy (laneway behind BlackCat) 6-9pm.

• Stutter xmas party w.Stutter bigband / Sweatlung / Sabbatical / Cyclic Defrost 8:30pm at horse bazaar 397  lil lonsdale st

• Art book opener/launch at 200 gertrude st, fitzry 6-7:30pm

• Tango8:Love and Food Launch frm 7-11pm  at Mr Wilkinson(bar) 295 Lygon St, brnswk

• Guildford lane gallery-LAST Wednesday Project 6:30 drinks n food sponsors, Café 343 and Melaleuca with Muzak 7pm incl: Rod Cooper, Vessel Project 20-24 guildford lane - off queen b/w latrobe & lil lonsdale (beware the horror stinge bar chick)

• Siemens/RMIT Fine Art Awards 15:00-19:00 (Opening Night) RMIT Gallery,344 Swanston Street,

• Diploma of Arts(Graphic Art) Inside Out, 16:30 – 18.30 (Industry review)18.30 – 20.30 (Opening) The Atrium, Brunswick Town Hall, 233 Sydney Road, Brunswick

• Platform opening, degraves st subway 6-8pm

• henna opener @ 322 brnswk st 6-8pm

• Bus gallery performances & soundstallations at 117 littlelonsdale  $5/10 donation 8pm – chris nylstoch, jezzat

• Optical eyes at rear view gallery8pm 244rear smith st (from stanley st take 2nd alley on left)   

• Utopian Slumps ‘grow wild curated by Sleep Club’ opener 6-9pm 5/25 Easey St, Collingwood (via alley)

-Guildford lane gallery weekly event  6:30pm-> for drinks n food by sponsors, Café 343 and Melaleuca with muzak at 7pm from Bum Creek ,Tom Hall (Brisbane) , Mark Reid (Visuals) , Marco Cher-Gibard. 20-24 guildford lane gallery, off queen b/w Latrobe & lil Lonsdale.

- The Olympus Adobe 2008 Blind Spot Graduate Photography Exhibition @ No Vacancy Gallery, 27-33 Red Cape Lane, 18:00 – 20:30 (Opening)

- Mossenson indigenous art opener-6-8pm 41derby st, collingwood

- Diploma of Arts (Visual Arts) Never Never @ RMIT Building 94, Level 6, 23-27 Cardigan St, Carlton 18:00 – 20.00 (Opening Night)

-  Bachelor of Arts (Animation and interactive media) – Creative discharge @ (ACMI), Federation Square. 19:30.