Archive for the 'watch people get punched in the face for entertainment' Category

Fri 5dec

December 5, 2008 3:00 pmtoDecember 6, 2008 7:00 am
  • Siemens/RMIT Fine Art Awards 15:00-19:00 (Opening Night) RMIT Gallery,344 Swanston Street,

  • Diploma of Arts(Graphic Art) Inside Out, 16:30 – 18.30 (Industry review)18.30 – 20.30 (Opening) The Atrium, Brunswick Town Hall, 233 Sydney Road, Brunswick

  • Platform opening, degraves st subway 6-8pm

  • henna opener @ 322 brnswk st 6-8pm

  • Bus gallery performances & soundstallations at 117 littlelonsdale  $5/10 donation 8pm – chris nylstoch, jezzat

  • Optical eyes at rear view gallery8pm 244rear smith st (from stanley st take 2nd alley on left)   

  • Utopian Slumps ‘grow wild curated by Sleep Club’ opener 6-9pm 5/25 Easey St, Collingwood (via alley)

  • whore/ware/house party at 124a Johnston st (above Fitzroy legal service) 9pm-7am = Pig&Machine, DJ Lewis Cancut, Ionic, SONE, DJ Liisbet, DJ Sofia with pixels by… Jean Poole, Mr Pike, Jonty DC and more
  • FRI 28nov – celebrations & mourning of a fine, final forepaw demise

    November 28, 2008
    5:30 pmto9:30 pm
     - Disco Vortex, Suzanne Grae & the Katies, made Austria, Parts Don’t Fit (paul bourke) -FINAL FOREPAW gig & closing party… plus a killer bday to celebrate.  275 high st nthcote.
    - Pottery exhibition & sale @ The Carlton Arts Centre (189nicholson) has annual exhib/sale Friday28, 6-9pm, also Sat29 & Sun30 (11am to 6pm).
    - opener @ Latrobe gallery 301-303 latrobe st, 6-8pm
    - opening @Level 1, 171 King St 6-8pm
    - pigment opener 5:30-8pm fri28nov Lvl 2 Nicholas Blding,37 Swanstn st
    - Opener @ 696 sydney rd 7-9pm
    - BoysGirlsMachines 7:30 Capitol Theatre, 113Swanston
    -  ‘Disquiet’ book launch@foto opener 6-8pm Centre of contempt for photo-graf, 404 george st fitzroy

    Shitloads of grad(F)art [Philth lives for this shit...]

    October 19, 2008 6:00 pmtoDecember 16, 2008 7:00 pm

    RMIT end o year art (design/architecture/advertising/etc plus real work, like drawing) graduate exhibitions – friggin heaps of openings, from 19 oct -16 dec.

    Go to – http://www.rmit.edu.au/browse;ID=ezkzyc2eanrs1 for a full list. i canna be fuckd.

    PS – the wankier the school, the better ‘quality’ (& methinks quantity) the booze n snacks – much like in real life 

    sun 21st

    September 21, 2008
    11:00 amto11:00 pm

    high vibes high st northcote. 11am – 11pm.

    8 eastment st whorehouse ruccus 2-4pm

    horsebazaar SxSxSx + HOLY BONER + COLLAPSED TOILET VIETNAM 5pm

    tue 16 sept (F)art opener

    September 16, 2008
    5:30 pmto8:30 pm

    within earshot opener @ first site, RMIT, 344 swanston. 5:30- 7:30pm… “experience psycho-seductive sound scapes, Lo-Fi sound emitting clay pots, and pregnant mannequin sound sculptures, before a final night ‘plug-in and play’ style free improvisation, featuring all members of the Within Earshot collective in what will be an interactive, vibrant and chaotic array of Multi-Channel sound”

    possible openers 6pm-ish at 45 downstairs, flinders lane & ARC one ground flaw of 45 flinders lane.

    Also foodNotBombs 7:30pm at corner of brnswk & gertrude streets, fitzroy

    forepaw garage stale

    August 23, 2008 11:00 amtoAugust 24, 2008 7:00 pm

    Garage of Stale @forepaw, 275 high st northcote throughout 11am-7pm sat-sun 23-24 aug … Oh man, we got so much shit to get rid of. Books, zines, magazines, piles of cassettes, musical instruments, electronic devices, toys, art supplies, clothing, shoes. Knick-knacks, gee-gaws and lots of flim-flam. A ridiculous, enormous Hum-Vee-like video projector supposedly “sourced” from Crown Casino. A four-draw filing cabinet. A couple of bookshelves. A cute little desk. A television with faux wood panelling. We are very keen to get this fucking garbage out of our lives so just about any offer will be accepted as long as can take the stuff away. For smaller items, we’ll be running a “Fill A Bag for 5 Bucks or so” deal, so you can gorge yourself on our unwanted stuff.

    sunday 17th aug

    August 17, 2008 12:00 pmtoAugust 19, 2008 4:55 pm

    1. SWAP DAY FUNDRAISER Sunday 17 August, 12.00pm – 3.00pm $10 entry at Fitzroy Learning Network 198 Napier Street, Fitzroy. Food available for a small donation. It’s going to be fun! All you need to do is bring 10 items: books or clothing. We’ll give you some tokens at the door and you can get swapping. Can’t make it? You can still help us by donating quality books, clothing and accessories. Just call us to organise a drop-off time on 94217 2897 or email admin@fitzroylearningnetwork.org.au All funds raised go to the Refugee Support Program at the Fitzroy Learning Network.  To register your interest in the event or to arrange an early drop off time, please call or email the network. 2. Sketch City @ Laundry Bar. Sunday August 17th… Burners, Beats and Battles! This Sunday join Sketch City for our Scribble Jam afternoon at Laundry! From 4PM, see live drawing by your fave street artists, Live graff battles and giveaways AND live jam from Pataphysics and High Society with open mic. Heaps of surfaces will be available to draw on, plus drink specials until 7PM and live Dub, Reggae and Dubstep from 9PM! @ Laundry – 50 Johnston St Fitzroy.

    Fri15aug=Botchulism+keith!party@edinBra gardens

    August 15, 2008 8:00 pmtoAugust 16, 2008 2:00 am

    Botchulism is a play starring the insanely talented, pants-wettingly hilarious, and just generally awesome Mr. Conor G, one of Keith! Party’s newest and hairiest members. Support the arts by shaking your arse at the Botchulism Fundraiser this Friday at 8 in the PM at the Edinburgh Gardens Community Centre. There’ll be cheap food, $3 drinks and great music, including performances by DJ Zoe Bowie, The Filthy Bourgeois, and of course Keith! Party, who are so hot right now. Bring my mum too.

    (f)art.muzak.stuff.

    wed 21 may -
    *(f)art – george paton opening level 2 melbum uni union blding. 5-7pm
    *hysterical theatrics – the inferno. 8-11pm. roxanne parlour, coverlid lane. co$t $X?
    thur 22 may -
    *(f)art – opening @westspace. 19antony st. melbum. 6-8pm.
    *(f)art – 2020? opening@meat market arts house 5 Blackwood Street, North Melbum. 7-11pm.
    fri 23 may -
    *(f)art@utopianslumps 25 easey st. 6-9pm.
    *muzak@edinburgh castle 681 sydney rd: keith party. 9pm. $7.
    sat 24 may -
    *(f)art@blender studios 110 franklin st. 7-11:59pm.
    *pseudocatfightin’ hot girls in short shorts – rollerderby@puckhandlers – cnr blake & davis streets, reservoir. 8pm. $10.
    sun 25 may -
    *muzak – justice yeldham/lucas abela; purpleduck; cursvdialect etc. 8pm@
    T(oss)Off in town 252swanston. $10.
    tues 27 may -
    *(f)art – rmit first site opening? 5-7pm. 344 swanston st. This wasn’t on last fortnight, but if the gallery’s still closed then just around the corner is:
    *more (f)art – rmit art opening ‘animal vegetable mineral’ 5-7pm. Blding 2,bowen st (off latrobe – opp.State library).
    sat 31 may -
    *muzak – dysphemic, wasabi, the shredder & phiso. @ Night0wl,33 elizabeth st. 10pm-6am. $5.

    rollerderby: smashing sport fun

    May 24, 2008
    8:00 pmto11:00 pm

    I Dream of Derby (toxic avengers Vs. dead ringer rosies)

    24 may 08 @ Puckhandlers – cnr blake & davis streets, reservoir. 8pm bout. $10 tix.