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januARTy-februARTy 2011 (it begi-inns…)

JanuARTy 2011 => FebruARTy…

  • SAT-1-JAN-2011
  • Bass Jump 2011The Prince Of Wales Fitzroy St Sat-1-Jan 2pm-Sun-2-January 6am $95+ soldout but worth a SNEAK~? Lineup: Andy C (UK); Excision (CAN); Break (UK); Loefah (UK); D Bridge (UK); Breakage (UK); Camo & Krooked (AUT); Dov (USA); Rico Tubbs (FIN); Atomic Hooligans (UK); Klute (UK); Mc LowQui ; UK); They Live (UK, NZ); Presha (NZ); Patch (SA); MC Pase (SA); 3rd Eye (Byron); MC Stylee (WA); Safire;Droid Sector; Finna; Same O; Affiks; A13 ;Deviant; Taya ;Tobias J Dust; Fiend; Muska; Fraksha; Beatski; Wasabi; Spin FX; Dabeata ;Heartical Hi Fi Outernational; Citizen.com; Flip; Lickweed; Dyzlexic CM; Keir; Baron Von Rotten; Bass Bin Laden; David Bass; kodiak kid; Livewire; Camo
  • WED-5-JAN:
  • 4walls opener politicanally guz-rect 34franklin 6-8pm 
  • THUR-6-JAN:
  • VOLUTION opener 1000 £ Bend 361 Little Lonsdale  6-8/9pm
  • Shoot My City Exhibition E Fifty Five 55 Elizabeth St 6:30-9:30pm
  • R6 – RACKET 6TH JAN 2011 6:30 pm with performances starting at 7 pm sharp &finishing just after Midnight. $10 jugs and $5 pizza all night.Door entry=$5. SPHERIX LIVE; .NAM (replacing Dan Beck); NASTY GENIUS LIVE; VDMO KSTATI; XENOSINE LIVE; SIMON HAMPSON LIVE; NETZAIR INSTALL
  • empress (c)rap nyt Hugo1+Treats+”RAPNEWS”+Elf Tranzporter  $5. 8pm-1am: Elf Tranzporter 9pm; Hugo + Treats 10pm; Monkeymarc 11pm…
  • FRI-7-JAN: [MELB]
  • robotface opener,somewhere gallery29, lvl 2, royal arcade 314 lil collins 6-8pm
  • Takuro Kotaka. Finding the Utopia. Residency closing party!Seventh gallery. 155 Gertrude St 6-8pm
  • Beeswax project opener-Light Projects, 176 high st. nthcote. 6-8pm/9pm?
  • SOLM $5 special at The TOTE 8-11pm SONS OF LEE MARVIN (11.40); DAMN THE TORPEDOES (10.40); …THE BEAT DISEASE (9.40); DOZERS (8.40);
  • Ali MC and New Dub City Sound with Kojo at Bar Open 10pm-1am
  • Art show in the midst of’ukoffsville – bah!need car/chauffeur.*hiss*
  • Squid2 gaydanceathonpartymadness at GLASSHOUSE, fitz/collingwd $6.
  • The Royal Jelly Dixieland Band at Bouverie Studios lvl1/81 bouverie st carlton 8:30pm-> $5  Royal Jelly Dixieland Band will refresh 90-year-old music not heard live since Louis Armstrong jammed it out with Bix Beiderbecke in the 1920s
  • FRI-7-JAN: [NUKE-ARSE]
  • CongratALOTulations to ‘benny myfavourite coxy ever’ for his (f)art show~!OAKS OF MAMRA exhib – showing at BEFORE IT BEGAN, upstairs  14 THORN ST [what the frig! the 1st place i ever moved outa home to was the top flaw of this place! "The Pad" was the best femme batchelor pad, bar none. Benny i canna help but think this means somethingkt meaningful!! gosh!] 6-9pm
  • SAT-8-JAN: [back to mostly MELB info]
  • Broken House Gig - 52 Hope St, Brnswk 1-7pm Backyard DIY house show- noise, drone, blackened shoegaze, doom and gloom on hope  street. Impvlse/Kontrol; Brooding Man Orchestra; Oranj Punjabi; Radical Creation-. afta dat, we party on at the old bar to see WHITEHORSE, LORDS OF RUINS, EXTORTION AND TASWEGIAN BLACK METAL BAND THRALL
  • Melbourne I Love You But…Revolt Melbourne Artspace 12 Elizabeth st | Kensington Melb 3pm-1am           Mainstage bands: 3:45 Buried Horses; 4:50 The Jacks; 5:55 Dead South; 7:00 King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard; 8:10 The Blue Jays; 9:15 Jack On Fire; 10:20 The Bakelite Age; 11:25 Stabbie Stabbie Kill Kill *Break out/art gallery stage: Wild Dog Creek; and Document Swell *The Caberet stage: Lilikoi Kaos; and the strawberry siren
  • ‘BRAIN FURNITURE’ BOOK LAUNCH Vacant block 50 metres behind Black Cat (off Brunswick st, Fitzroy)  Corner Greeves+Young st’s, Fitzroy 5-7pm
  • Fuck I’m Dead + Cemetery Urn + Die Pigeon Die + Monoliyth at The Tote Saturday, January 8, 2011 · 8:30-11:30pm
  • REGGAE PARTY Anytime Place Ovens St Brnswk 9pm-12am JUDGE PINO AND THE RULING MOTIONS (LIVE); MOHAIR SLIM; HEATICAL HIFI’S STRYKA D; THE COOLING PIE (LIVE);
  • SUN-9-JAN:
  • An afternoon of drawing. Old Langy: Ascot Vale  2-4pm
  • TUE-11-JAN:
  • Paintings collages+other bits & pieces. Plus: Mikelangelo;Sean Simmons (The Spoils); Brendan Black (The Stabs); Free for that too. So you should come down. Idiot. 6pm->  free upstairs The Old Bar 
  • Dont Walk Dance – Portable Dance Portal At FED SQ. intersection – from 6PM! BYO LOVE BYO MUSIC – (that’s your ipod or mp3 player with fave playlist folks so that you can have your own little silent disco OR make some live music).Red man = DANCE Green man = GO TO THE OTHER SIDEFlashing man = STRIKE A POSE or melt into the public and ask them what all the crazy dancing is about! BE SAFE – we’re dancing not dying – remember to obey road signals and respect other dancers and non dancers… FEEL FREE TO DANCE ACROSS THE STREET but ONLY when the little green man says so.
  • WED-12-JAN:
  • 7th gallery opener 155 gertrude st 6-8pm
  • Short film nyt-LOOP BAR meyers place.7-9pm
  • Secret Wars Heat 4 – Drew Funk v BRADDOCK 1000 £ Bend 361 Little Lonsdale St 6:30-9:30pm Doors=6:30pm. Battle=8:30pm $10/15 or sumthin
  • THU-13-JAN:
  • HandHeld opener Suite 18(upstairs) Paramount Arcade-108 Bourke St 6-8pm
  • BLINDSIDE opener Nicholas Building, Lvl 7, Room 14.37 Swanston St 6-8pm 
  • GROUPED exhib launch Town Hall Gallery rear, 358 Burwood Rd Hawthorn 6-8pm
  • NoNo Gallery opener 14 raglan st, nth melb  6-8pm
  • Christina Tester :: Film Poems :: Launch/Screening/FundraiserWorkers Club cnr Gertrude+Brunswick St 8-11:30pm
  • RAP@EMPRESS: monkeymarcLOTEK+JESSI I $5, 8pm-1am
  • FRI-14-JAN:
  • KINGS ARI opener 1/171 king st 6-8pm: georgine cue + G.O.L.D.
  • nine on seven artspace opener Rooftop Bar Curtin house 252 Swanston St 6pm-> 
  • HOGAN gallery opener 310 smith st 6pm-1am [pART of midsumma festy of gaygaylove x0x]
  • TRØUGH X_HIBITIØN Club80 Dungeon (usually a male only venue) 10 Peel St,Collingwood 6-9pm
  • Soundbytes 7-chipmuzak at La Di Da, Melb 8pm-> $10/12 Sievert, Abortifacient, cTrix, Maddest Kings Alive & Derris-Kharlan
  • ***AMAZING MIDSUMMA VIS ARTS OPENINGS & LAUNCHES – check ‘em out!!! http://www.midsumma.org.au/events-calender/day.listevents/2011/01/28/-
  • SAT-15-JAN:
  • Alcaston Gallery opener 11 brnswk st, 2-4pm
  • LAB Section 8 Free Day Party w/ NICONÉ (Bar 25, Still Vor Talent)Section 8  Tattersals Lane Melb NICONÉ (Bar 25) Simon Foster; Uone; James Cooper; Scott Dickson  2pm – 9pm
  • EXCELLENT UNIVERSE @ LOOP An afternoon of melodic electronic music, including styles such as ambient, IDM, and chiptunes.  Exotic Snake; Pselodux; Maddest Kings Alive; + More TBA++ Live visuals!Come along, drink some nice beers, and enjoy the music and visuals. You’ve got no excuse, it’s a Saturday afternoon! Loop  23 Meyers Place 4-7:30pm
  • EXTORTION, OCCULT BLOOD, KROMOSOM – 15/1/11 – catfood press. lygon st, brnswk
  • [SYD] => DEATH RAVE EVENT –dirty shirlows
  • [hobART/TASSIE] = MOMA?MONAFOMA sumfin or other ART festy + puta madre bros. gig… 
  • SUN-16-JAN:
  • The zero dollar show  closing party @West Wing, Melbourne Central level2, opposite gloria jeans 4-6PM 
  • SUMMER INNIT(#3) free/open muzak in EdiGardens  1-8pm
  • MON-17-JAN:
  • MIDSUMMA opener 45 downstairs flinders lane. 5-7pm? 6-8pm?
  • TUE-18-JAN:
  • Pigment gallery opener ‘CON/STRUCT’ dissects the construct of fashion to investigate what’s going on beneath the cosmetic facade w: a series of garments, photographs, murals+projections  Lvl2,Nicholas Blding-37swanston 7pm->   
  • WED-19-JAN:
  • GlamShock Therapy opener at CarbonBlack gallery 188 HighSt(nr Chapel) Prahran 5-7:30pm ?? carbonblackgallery.blogspot.com
  • THUR-20-JAN:
  • CraftVic opener 31 flinders la. 6-8pm =ceramacists+jeweller  
  • kidNeon opener-Street Gallery 178 Johnston St 6-9pm   
  • Counihan gallery opener 233 Sydney Rd 6-8pm
  • METAMORPHOLOGY body o’work-NicolaTrethowan 1000 £ BEND | upstairs 361 Little Lonsdale 7pm->
  • James Makin Gallery opener & Port Jackson Press Graduate Printmaking Prize.67 Cambridge St C’lingwd 6-8pm
  • TACIT gallery opener 323 Johnston St.Abbotsford 6-9pm
  • Monkeymarc/ (c)RAP at EMPRESS: PASO BIONIC + DJ SAKAMOIZE  $5, 8pm-1am
  • SAT-22-JAN:
  • Collingwood Gallery opener:292 SmithSt 6pm->
  • Australian Made: 100 Years of Fashion (ends 23-jan) Free http://www.artabase.net/exhibition/1841-australian-made-100-years-of-fashion The Ian Potter Centre: NGV Australia at Federation Square Fashion & Textiles (Gallery 12) Level 2
  • RELAPSE 22ND OF JAN OUTDOOR PARTY $10 ENTRY at My Aeon, SydneyRd 10 HOURS = $1 AN HOUR! MARK N, DEP AFFECT, NULL HYPOTHESIS , DOC ROSS, MOTHBALL Z , MATT BLEAK, MS DEVASTATED, XIAN, NOISTRUCT etc!
  • Australian Made: 100 Years of Fashion exhibition (ends Sunday 23-jan) Free http://www.artabase.net/exhibition/1841-australian-made-100-years-of-fashion The Ian Potter Centre: NGV Australia at Federation Square Fashion & Textiles (Gallery 12) Level 2
  • TUE-25-JAN:
  • Niagara opener 254 punt rd, richmnd 6-9pm
  • Keith! Party ‘Roof Raisers’ Official Album Launch CONTORTION ACT; *A FOOD FIGHT!;*JUNK!*FABIO UMBERTO*RAT VS POSSUM DJ’S*TALKSHOW BOY DJ’S The Workers Club 51 Brunswick St 8pm-1am
  • TOO MUCH! PRESENTS//AUS DAY EVE SPECIAL//DIZZ1(LIVE)//GALAPAGOOSE(LIVE) Mercat X-456 Queen St, Melb 7:30-10:30pm
  • WED-26-JAN:
  • Stutter @ The Gasometer – Australia Day 26/01/11 + Jason Kahn (CH)/ Stasis Duo (NSW) + Mani Neumaier solo (DE) + Pivixki – The Gasometer Hotel 484 Smith St 8:30-11:30pm $5/10?
  • ComeOnArsesiescomeOn! Kings Domain Gardens, St Kilda Rd 10am-1pm The street artists who brought you the Street Art Christmas Wall!Bados Earthling & Nick Ilton are collaborating again; this time they are doing their own celebration of Australia Day on Wednesday 26th of January….At 10am.But this time they are not creating STREET ART.They will create PARK ART Another public Australia Day event will be on @ the same location. They will be installing their unique style of street art & performance in the park. They promise no trees will be harmed in the installation. 
  • THU-27-JAN:
  • Monkeymarc @ The Empress Night:  MIKE KAY + DECLAN KELLY $5, 8pm-1am
  • 24 Guildford lane opener 6-8pm
  • Discobeans opener/exhib 238high st, nthcote.
  • FRI-28-JAN:
  • ♥        (Tasmania Is An Anagram Of) I Am Satan – INFLIGHT at HELL Gallery 5a Railway Place Richmond 6pm-late
  • ♥         Launch: Fri 28 Jan,7.30 – 9.30pm GOWEST Contemporary Art Exhibition =-The Joel Gallery,The Louis Joel Arts & Community Centre
  • ♥         BSG opener 322 brnswk st,fitz  6-8pm
  • ♥         Noise in my Head Exhib-Goodtime Studios-basement,746swanston St, Carlton 6pm.
  • ♥         DE HØJE HÆLE (Denmark), Spew Your Guts Up, Brainwaves+Infinite Void Entry =$8 – Doors  8.30pm Yah Yah’s Smith St Collingwood
  • SAT-29-JAN:
  • ♥         satanic lovers,germany. dumbshit, dead ants rainbow trio,baaddd,voodoootake $4 pony, lil collins +exhib st’s 8:30-11:30pm
  • ♥         [SYD] companyfuck/PoS/noistruct,bint gig DirtyShirlows Marrickville $10.
  • ♥         CSS at the corner hotel,richmond
  • ♥         PANDORA’S BOX presents Ms POONIVERSE 10:30pm at Glasshouse Hotel, Clingwd
  • ♥         VULGARGRAD withFLAP & SUITCASE ROYALETomorrow 8:30pm at Anytime Place, Brunswick, Anytime Place Presents…. водка + музыка + танец + … свекольник + гадалка We’ve been keeping this a secret from you…..?!?!? This will be your last for a long time to see the most debaucherous band of Russian criminals, VulgarGrad in their classic line-up! And whom better to send them off into exile than the fabulous Flap and the spectacular Suitcase Royale!! Come along, drink some vodka, dance like an Odessa jailbird and show Renato you love him. Doors @ Half eight.
  • ♥         Rat Vs Possum, Witch Hats, Butcher Blades +Caught Ship play the ‘new’ Ding Dong. Also: droney shoegaze dripping in reverb by Witch Hats. Chopped up tropicalia and skewed house beats by Butcher Blades. Caught Ship necking a bottle of cough syrup and turning the release knobs on their envelope…
  • SUN-30-JAN:
  • ♥        GARAGE SALE 20 Westbourne Grove Northcote 9-5pm
  • ♥         ?Gay Mormon Kissing Club (live)?+Hold The Anchovies (exhib) 6pm-> HoofKake 284 Albert St Brnswk Live music from Gay Mormon Kissing Club, Horse MacGuyver, Baaddd, etc

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  • FebruARTy
  • WED-2-FEB:
  • ♥        FourWalls opener MsLibs-34 franklin st 6-9pm
  • ♥        C3 opener abbotsford convent, 1 st heliers st 6-9pm
  • Seventh opener 155gertrude 6-8pm
  • THUR-3-FEB:  
  • RMIT spareroom opener,23Cardigan St,Carlton 5-7pm
  • SUBTEXT: artists and writing West Space lvl 2? melb central opp.gloriyuk jeans 6-8pm
  •  Hogan gallery opener 310 smith st, 6-8pm http://hogangallery.com.au/exhibitions/doldrums/
  •   N-N-NERVOUS: Kirsten Perry NO NO GALLERY: 14 Raglan St Nth Melb~ OPENING 6-8pm
  •  REVOLUTIONISING ANIME opener: PURSUIT OF ULTRA-REALISTIC FANTASY JAPAN KINGDOM OF CHARACTERS&CHINA+REVOLUTION: HISTORY PARODY+MEMORY IN CONTEMPART RMIT fancy gallery 344 swanston st Opening: 6-8pm, RSVP 03 9925 1717 / rmit.gallery@rmit.edu.au
  • ♥         Feiyue Australian Launch No Vacancy Gallery,34 jane bell lane,QV building 6-9pm 
  • ♥         COLOUR FACTORY OPENER 6-8pm kerr st, near gore? 6-8pm
  • ♥         La Toilette d’une Femme, new work by Lyndal Walker 6pm- Centre for Contemty Photog,(cnr kerr/gore-?) Fitzroy, AustraliaExhibition opens 6-8pm
  • ♥         Upstairs At The Napier Hotel Exhib Opener-napier st, fitz 6-8pm
  • FRI-4-FEB:
  • ♥         DYLAN MARTORELL opener 200 gertrude st fri-4-feb- sat-5-mar  http://www.gertrude.org.au/exhibitions/gallery-11/upcoming-15/
  • ♥         somewhere gallery opener lvl2,royal arcade 314lil collins 6-8
  • ♥         Owl & pussycat – 34 swan st, richmond 6-8/9pm 
  • MON-7-FEB:
  • ♥         nine on seven presents THE INS AND OUTS OF POKING New works by Cosima Pay 6-8pm rooftop curtin house,swanston st
  • FRI-11-FEB:
  • ♥         Anna Pappas 2-4carlton st. Prahahan 6-8pm
  • SAT-12-FEB:
  • ♥         GARAGE SALE  10am at 937 Rathdowne St, North Carlton (corner Rathdowne & Pigdon)come to buy cute clothes formerly belonging to beautiful queers
  • ♥         AFTERGLOW perfArt+photos Monash Gallery of Art 860 Ferntree Gully Rd Wheelers Hill: Artists Gordon Bennett; Cherine Fahd ; Mike Parr ; Jill Orr ; Juan Davila ; Justene Williams 3pm->
  • ♥         ART BEAT North Melbourne Saturday, February 12 at 4:00pm – February 13 at 11:00am farewell party
  • ♥         CAMBRIDGE STUDIO opener 52 Cambridge St,C’lingwd 4-6pm
  • ♥         SPEWLIGHT DISKO SWEETHEARTS PARTY!Saturday, February 12 at 8:00pm at Railway Hotel The Noise Bar AMAZING PARTY 4 VALENTINES, SWEETHEARTS AND MAJOR BABES. OVE NAXX (JAPAN) TOXIC LIPSTICK (HOT) BABAYAGA WITCHES …(JAPAN) BAADDD (NAME SEZ IT ALL) FABIO UMBERTO (WTF) KEITH PARTY (!!!!) XIAN (SPIZZA BREAKCORE) KT SPIT (XTREME BABE) AND MAYBE EVEN MORE, BUT DEFINITELY AT LEAST THOSE ONEZ. PLUS SWEETHEART SLOW DANCE AT MIDNITE, HEARTBREAK PINATA, AMAZING AUDIOVISUALS, FIERCE BABES, DOOR PRIZES. PAH LEASE COME!!!!!!!! $10 FROM 8PM TIL LAAAATE
  • TUE-15-FEB:
  • ♥         mossenson indigen-art opener 41 Derby St, C’lingwd 6-8pm
  • WED-16-FEB:
  • ♥         Sexual Robots and Plastic Humans in Anime Artists Talk 12-1pm, RMIT Gallery, free
  • FRI-18-FEB :
  • ♥         Backwoods Gallery opener 6-8/9pm  25 easey st, c’lingwd
  • SUN-20:
  • ♥         Kimberley and Ted’s Laser Tag,
  • THUR-24-FEB:
  • ♥         Gould galleries opener Sth Yarra (270 toorak rd?) 
  • FRI-25-FEB:
  • ♥         TimCoke memorial EdiGardens 6:30-9:30 (am?)
  • ♥         Captain Ahab End of Irony Australian Edition Launch Tour Anytime Place, Ovens St, Brnswk + Barrage; B.A.A.D.D.D.; Horse MacGyver; more TBA  10pm til late $15 
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  • - – - mARTch – - -
  • THUR-3-MAR:
  • ♥         Off The Rails – Dubstep, Hip hop open mic and glitch bonanza ocation: Railway Hotel The Noise BarTime: 8:00PM Thursday, March 3rd

end decembART 2010 -> januARTy 2011 …

  • THUR-23-DEC:
  • ♥    [MELBUM]:  Free drinks at the grace darling 7-9pm The Grace are putting on Christmas drinks for all their nearest and dearest (that means you). Karaoke, free bollinis & beer, DJs, & possible oyster shots taking place downstairs. Free! Complimentary drinks downstairs 7-9pm. Upstairs Ride it out with The Bonniwells’ album launch, accompanied by the booming Curtis-esque vocals of The Galaxy Folk & the Christmas poultry appropriate Duck Duck Chop. http://www.threethousand.com.au/out/grace-christmas-party/
  • SUN-26-DEC:            
  • ♥        [NUKE-ARSE]: BLADESo’HADES+MarkN gig = BLADES Boxing Day Bash=Great Northern Hotel Newcarse 7-11:30pm-Free Entry. Blades, G-Fresh and Swag Society, DJ Loodz, DJ Presto, DJ Likewyze.
  • ♥          HoneysuckleHotelMHSv.15.1-4pm
  • ♥       [MELBUM]: Boxwars 16: MEDIEVAL ROCK!!! BOXING DAY (26th DEC). You are summoned to the BIGGEST Boxwar yet, and are invited to either pillage or picnic. Participate as a mighty destroyer of cardboard, or watch as a pacifistic peasant observer. March with us to defend the battleground of our ancestral battles, Caulfield Park(Cnr Balaclava Rd & Bambra Rd, Melbourne/Australia). This will be held at 3pm http://www.boxwars.net/
  • WED-29-DEC:
  • ♥        [NUKE-ARSE]: SwallowYourPride+TheLukeHoskinsInexperience + DJ D-activ-8· 8:30-11:30pm Wickham Park Hotel 61 Maitland Rd, Iso – + FRI-31-DEC (NYE):at somewhere i forget?
  • THUR-30-DEC:
  • ♥           [MELBUM]:  J.WATERS & MYSTORRI, DRIFT’N'DICTION, TNT, supporting TRAIDMARCTHE NIGHT BEFORE NEw YEARS EVE PARTY 8-11pm
  • FRI-31-DEC (NYE):
  • ♥            [MELBUM]: NIHILISTIC ORBS PRESENTS A NEW YEAR PARTYNihilistic Orbs presents:Repairs,11.10 – 11.40; Young Romantix 10.25 – 10.55; Jonny Telephone 9.45 – 10.10; MurrrTurrrrrrr 9.05 – 9.30; Screwtape 8.25 – 8.50; Asps (chrome dome).7.45 – 8.10; Pyschward vs RSI 7.05 – 7.30; Emma Albury/Murcus Cook 6.20 – 6.45 its Basicly next to free with the whole thing costing only $2 bucks at the TOTE 6-11:30pm
  • ♥         CRACK & TEKNO MULISHA NYE SMASH! *FREE OUTDOOR PARTY*OUTDOOR VENUE, INNER EASTERN SUBURBS (MELB) 10pm-8am w.6head slug; binary distortion; buska; claude; dep affect; dj moon; dj silo; dtm; dvs; john smith; matt bleak; neocortex; speedloader; syndrome;vixen; yelo tera; xehpa
  • ♥         NYE at the Gas – Gasometer, 484 Smith St, Collingwood, 9pm, $10 before 10pm, $20 after.Alex Akers performing his minimal synth sounds live (as Forces), Negative Magick performing the dark arts, Mike Goodfellow (who is, indeed, a great bloke) and No Pants, who will be appearing commando. AND A MECHANICAL OPENING ROOF
  • ♥         Heathen Skulls presents NYE at the Tote – 71 Johnston St, Collingwood. Doors 8pm, $20 on the door // Heathen Skulls is ushering in the new decade with a night topped by living rock legends Kim Salmon & The Surrealists. Bringing the New Years cheer will are Earthless, New War, Breathing Shrine and Blarke Bayer/Black Widow.vomit
  • ♥        [NUKE-ARSE]: SwallowYourPride+TheLukeHoskinsInexperience + DJ D-activ-8· 8:30-11:30pm FRI-31-DEC (NYE):at somewhere i forget? Hamiltosser station?
  •  - – - JanuARTy 2011 =>
  • SAT-1-JAN-2011
  • ♥         Bass Jump 2011The Prince Of Wales Fitzroy St Sat-1-Jan 2pm-Sun-2-January 6am $95+ soldout but worth a SNEAK~? Lineup: Andy C (UK); Excision (CAN); Break (UK); Loefah (UK); D Bridge (UK); Breakage (UK); Camo & Krooked (AUT); Dov (USA); Rico Tubbs (FIN); Atomic Hooligans (UK); Klute (UK); Mc LowQui ; UK); They Live (UK, NZ); Presha (NZ); Patch (SA); MC Pase (SA); 3rd Eye (Byron); MC Stylee (WA); Safire;Droid Sector; Finna; Same O; Affiks; A13 ;Deviant; Taya ;Tobias J Dust; Fiend; Muska; Fraksha; Beatski; Wasabi; Spin FX; Dabeata ;Heartical Hi Fi Outernational; Citizen.com; Flip; Lickweed; Dyzlexic CM; Keir; Baron Von Rotten; Bass Bin Laden; David Bass; kodiak kid; Livewire; Camo
  • WED-5-JAN:
  • ♥         4walls opener-upstairs at MsLibs 34franklin st 6-8pm
  • SAT-8-JAN:
  • ♥         AnytimePlace reggae thing?? [dear philthy: dun't forget you absolutely hate reggae, much luvski, yrselfishness]
  • SUN-9-JAN:
  • ♥        drawing arvo with it’s favourites…
  • SAT-15-JAN:
  • ♥         Alcaston Gallery opener 11brnsdwk st, 2-4pm
  • ♥         EXTORTION, OCCULT BLOOD, KROMOSOM – 15/1/11 – catfood press.lygon st. [that place where they are douches with the standards + coolness qualifications. so remember to pretend like you mean it!]
  • MON-17-JAN:
  • ♥         MIDSUMMA opener 45 downstairs flinders la. 6-8pm
  • THUR-20-JAN:
  • ♥         Counihan opener 233 Sydney Rd 6-8pm
  • ♥         METAMORPHOLOGY body o’work-Nicola Trethowan(hooray lady!)1000 £ BEND | upstairs 361 Little Lonsdale 7pm->
  • TUE-25-JAN:
  • ♥         Niagara opener 254 punt rd, richmnd 6-9pm

Decemb-ART 2010 – januARTy 2011…

DECEMBART!

  • WED-1-DEC:
  • RMIT Indigenous Arts Unit End-of-Year show PIT Space Gallery, RMIT Building 202, Bundoora West Campus 1-3pm http://www.rmit.edu.au/browse;ID=dy0mmyb0em82
  • RMIT Master Of Fine Art GradShow The Gossard-Project Space RMIT Building 49, lvl C, 67 Franklin St 5:30-8pm http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=171308276228489
  • seventh gallery opener 155gertrude 6-8pm
  • Go font urself, No Vacancy 34 jane bell la. QV. 6-9pm 
  • Arts Projects Aust. 24 high st, nthcote 6-8pm
  • Upstairs at the Napier Create a Card Charity Auction
  • THUR-2-DEC:
  • Flinders lane gallery opener 5:30-7:30pm   (acc. To MelbArt Cal)
  • Craft Vic 31 flinders la. 6-8pm
  • Pigment gallery, lvl2, 37swanston (Nicholas blding)  5:30-8pm www.pigmentgallery.com.au
  • Uplands opener 247 High St Prahran 6-8pm;  http://www.uplandsgallery.com/exhibitions????
  • Kick opener, 4 peel st. c’lingwd 6-8pm http://www.kickgallery.com/upcoming-exhibitions/
  • MR KITLY opener Upstairs 381 Sydney Rd Brnswk 6-8pm
  • Colour Factory 409-429 gore st, fitz 6-8pm
  • Craft Vic 31 flinders la. 6-8pm
  • Racket V Mis libertine 34 FranklinSt 7pm-1am w. Steve Law AKA Zen paradox; Nasty Genius NZ live ; Unsoundboy live; Broken Pixel; Netzair; Cat Grrl dj; Paul Heslin; Document Swell Live http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=165684420132036
  • Dolphins into the Future & Monopoly Child  Sunshine & Grease, 9 Queens Parade, Clifton Hill, 8-11pm, free. supports from Mouving+sound artist Tim Coster, who has a show up the road at Light Projects
  • Obus ‘Travellers’ launch 285 High St, Northcote. 6-9pm. Free
  • Book signing readings,112acland st,St Kilda 6:30->
  • RMIT screen & media 5pm casey plaza
  • ACCA opener? 112sturt st, sth melbm 6-8pm?
  • NONo opener 14 raglan st, nth melb 6-8pm
  • Owl & pussycat 34 swan st Richmond, 6-9pm
  • Tinning st opener – lot 5, 29 tinning st brnswk  6-9pm
  • Beam contemptorary
  • Has a plus one to the beer train (i.e.‘Superdry’ party/launch/wotever), 7pm-> Flanigan la. Via Sutherland st. (off Latrobe).
  • FRI-3-DEC:
  • 322 Brnswk St Gallery opener 6-8pm
  • Indigenous Arts Unit Elders Graduate Show Indigenous Arts Unit (Certificate IV in Visual Arts & Contemporary Craft) graduate exhi b Boscia Galleries, 175 Flinders Ln, level 4, TIME-TBA. http://www.rmit.edu.au/browse;ID=mdr1myb0em82
  • At Large opener, marzy-208 High St 6-9pm
  • Light projects opener 176 high st, 6-9pm
  • Enchanted MutationsNorthcote Uniting Church Space  December 3 at 8:00am – December 4 at 12:00am HALL STAGE: 8:30- The jelly tub rollers; 9:30- Inkstain Pro & The Squid Squad; 10:30-The Barons of Tang
    CHURCH STAGE: 9-Matt Kelly; 10-Symbols; 11-The Good Suns
    THE COURT OF LYRICAL FLOWS:Open mic; Feat; Dyzlexic; Lotus; Defron; Flabbagasta;
    Wyldcard
  • 251 High st Northcote http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=165547603477355
  • Gathering Intelligence opening reception Brunswick Arts Space 2a Little Breese St. 6-9pm 
  • SAT-4-DEC:
  • Roya and Nabs’ Life Fire Sale  2 Kneen St, Fitzroy North, 11am-6pm //Head on over to Kneen Street this Saturday to uncover bounty such as a Russian electronic chessboard, woodworking tools, an aviator’s hat and I’m guessing from the way these ladies get about, plenty of hot clothes and shoes
  • Brnswk Bound 361 sydney rd, 2-4pm >$100comic (f)art sale
  • ATG opener 7albert st, richmond 3:30-5pm
  • Trocadero opener 1/119hopkins st, footscray 4-7pm
  • Y3K opener, 205 young st 4-6pm
  • Collingwd gallery opener 292 smith st, 5-9pm
  • Gippsland art gallery opener…
  • PAN GALLERY opener 144 weston st, 2-4pm
  • SUN-5-DEC:
  • Irene’s D.I Y. Department store/Xmas stalls, etc Irene community arts warehouse, 5 Pitt st East Brunswk 10am-7pm  http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=167083526646059
  • MON-6-DEC:
  • MKA 25 plays 7-11, QV
  • http://www.threethousand.com.au/out/summit-of-the-minds-show-and-tell-night/
  • VCA masters opener 6-8pm
  • TUE-7-DEC:
  • RMIT Fine Art Photography Grad Exhib 2010 fortyfivedownstairs, 45 Flinders Ln, 5-7pm
  • WED-8-DEC
  •  ‘TOO WEAK’ SCREENING Until; never 3/5hosier la. $10.CO$T$ – $UX. Yeh, phlegm, muzak, wotever…[hisss!]
  • Six…Field…Current grad exhib RMIT Building 2, level 2, Bowen St, 5-7pm
  • Concept Object 2010 RMIT graduate exhibition for students from Diploma of Graphic Design Mechanics Institute Performing Arts Centre, Cnr Glenlyon+Sydney Rd Brnswk 5:30-9:30pm
  • Hosier lane phlegm screening 8-11pm $12 incl: a beer …errr methinx NOT
  • DACAU indigenart gallery, spring st 6:30pm?
  • THURS-9-DEC: 
  • RMIT 1st site 344 swanston – NEW COLLECTABLES  ART AUCTION 5:30pm->
  • Gardner gallery, Stephenson st richmond (nr railway) 6:30PM->?
  • Hand Held opener,Suite 18(upstairs) Paramount Arcade-108 Bourke St 6-8pm
  • ‘Symphony’ jewelry opener-Arbor Redux, 12 Sparta Space, 459 Sydney Rd, Brnswk. 6-9pm.
  • Fit to Print – First Round Line-Up opener at No Vacancy 34-40 Jane Bell Lane, QV 6-8/9pm??
  • Sarah Scout opener 1a crossley st, da shity 6-8pm
  • SJS opener 120 alexandra pde, 6-9pm
  • Carbon black opener 188 high st prahan, 6:30-9pm
  • RMIT BA foto Graduate exhibition 2010 opener?- guildford la. = thur 6pm???
  • FRI-10-DEC:
  • PLATFORM 20yrs of – 6-8pm degraves st subway
  • Final assembly 2010 RMIT Industrial Design grad show 1000 Pound Bend, 361 Lt Lonsdale St 6-8pm
  • window99 brnswk st, Rollerdoor Performance Space 6pm
  • Dead Rat Laundromat @ KoF Gallery: 68 Pink Oak Cr, Flemingtn 8pm->
  • SAT-11-DEC:
  • creationdestructionskillshare.wordpress.com at Loophole
  • Lindberg Galleries opener level 2 / 289 Flinders Lane  3-5pm
  • Open space opener 97 franklin (back eckersleys) 5-7pm Girls Boys Machines Bachelor of Art (Fine Art) Media Arts        ???
  • lindberg opener 2/289 flinders la 3-5pm
  • monash gallery ferntree gully?
  • John buckley 8 albert st, Richmond
  • Upstairs at napier, 210 napier st 2-5pm
  • FISTMAS 2-9 pm
  • editor, dysphemic, unsoundbwoy, wanklerotaryengine, 555 The Johnston, 62 johnston st $5/10 (after X time?)
  • SUN-12-DEC:
  • The West Wing 2nd level of Melb Central, opposite Gloria Jean’s Coffee-adjacent to ‘hanging garden’ 3-5pm
  • TUE-14-DEC:
  • Assange protest, state library 5:30-7pm?
  • Electric Dreams launch/opener WILLOW boutique, GPO 350 Bourke St 6-8pm 
  • WED-15-DEC:
  • For Walls opener, 34 franklin 6-9pm
  • Metal Manicure and Del Monserrat jewellery launch-Glitzern, 1a Crossley St, 6-8pm
  • 3pm lindberg level 2 / 289 Flinders Lane
  • El Guincho w/ Rat vs Possum, Mark Barrage + DJ Tim Shiel East Brunswick Club 280 Lygon St. 8:30-11:30pm, CO$t$ 40 stupid dollarbs, but!??
  • THUR-16-DEC:
  • hellopostershow.com launch at ’1000 £ Bend’ 361 lil lonsdale st 6-8/9pm
  • End of Year Plug N Play party!Kent st Cafe 201 smith st 8-11:30pm  
  • FRI-17-DEC:
  • Backwoods opener, 25easey st 6-9pm
  • Brnswk ArtSpace opener 2a lil breese st. brnswk 4:30-7:30pm
  • ??? collingwd gallery opener 292smith st? (17/12-30/12)??? [prob 6-8pm if on]
  • FORCEFIELDS: PSYCHIC EXHIBITION PYRAMID PROJECTS + HOOFKAKE 284 ALBERT ST BRNSWK 6-11pm
  • LATROBE COLLEGE OF ART & DESIGN 301-303 LaTrobe St 6-8pm
  • Hip Hop Art Auction-AtLarge, 208 high st. 8:30pm-> (Also: those interested in the upcoming paste-up workshop please visit http://www.atlargegallery.com/upcoming/pastie-workshop/ for more details & RSVP by email)
  • ChipMuzak gig– Neverwhere, Fitzroy 185 smith st $10 w: cTrix @11.30pm; 10k @ 10.30pm; Derris-Kharlan @ 9.30pm; RAZORBLADE DICKHOLE (aka Anakirob) @ 8.30pm; Raptorface @ 7.30pm
  • Espionage VERSUS Racket  Roxanne Parlour lvl2, 3 Coverlid Place 10pm-5am $30 friggin bux – bah! w. Espionage Feat. Opiuo; Spoonbill; JPS; Nam; Karate Kicks; etc Visuals by Dropbear VERSUS Racket Feat. Xian (live); Cloudspeaker (live); Rintrah Blake; Lephrenic; Galapagoose (live); Mike Hunt; Visuals by Netzair
  • WHIPLASH # 2 PRESENTS: THRASHIN’ OF THE CHRIST! ; $15 door  TOTE 6pm-> w: AGENTS OF ABHORRENCE; EXTORTION; STRAIGHT JACKET NATION; SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE; INTERNAL ROT; PIPEBOMB
  • SAT-18-DEC:
  • RENEGADE/ACCLAIM mag launch/5th Bday Block Party-Saint Cloud 73 Gertrude St 5-8pm
  • OPEN STUDIO END OF YEAR PARTY 204 high st, nthcote  8pm-1am $5 on door before 8.30pm.$10 after 8.30pm
  • Street Art Christmas! Performance Graffiti collaboration between Bados Earthling & Nick Ilton. Nick will install his little boxes this week Saturday the 11th in Hosier & Union Lanes. Then on the 18th @ 1.30pm we will do our thing. This is a one day only event.  
  • Pinatas! Tortilla! Sangria! At Barrio Fiesta Street Party! This Sat (18th) 5pm onward – Bands + Food + drinks included! 524a Staley St, off Blyth – behind Sydney Rd – tell yr posse n come party
  • ART BEAT presents REPAIRS/MAKE-UP-S3X/ASPS/BRETT BANCROFT/FABIO UMBERTO ART BEAT 211A VICTORIA ST NORTH MELB 7-10pm Doors 7pm. Bands start at 7.30pm sharp so come early! DJ’s between and after sets. $6 donation entry. see u there suckers. x rex, tameka & louise.
  • SUN-19-DEC:
  • Rob Mayson, Mitchell Brennan & Lara Soulio +Oranj Punjabi Round & Round Records, 513 Sydney Rd, Brnswk 3pm – free!
  • Light projects closing party 176 high st 6pm->. w. Tim Coster and Gugg
  • GLG xmas do – A glass of bubbly on arrival, cool jazz and food RSVP essential by December 13: glginfo@guildfordlanegallery.org
  • cyclones/dysphemic gig …?ZuluFlow MASSIVE CD Launch (wasabi/Dysphemic-rap crew Cyclones) Evelyn $12/15 7:30pm-2am w. Tetris Studios crew and other world class Melbourne talent including the Opium Den, Vida-Sunshyne, C yclones, 1/6 & Mz Rizk, Lesson MC & Billy Hoyle, Able & Manix. With a Nasty Mash Up Sound Clash b/w Dysphemic, DJ Wasabi & Kurk Kokane. 

MON-20-DEC:

♥         ACCA opener, 111 sturt st Sth Melb, 6-8pm

♥        Seventh gallery (f)art sale 155 gertrude st 6-8pm

♥         Rottica Launch Party - Presented by Agoreable Arts Open Studio 204 High St nthcote 8pm-12am

WED-22-DEC:

♥         Stutter horse bazaar 8:30pm-> $5/10

SUN-26-DEC:          

♥         BLADES Boxing Day Bash, Great Northern Hotel Nukearse 7-11:30pm Free Entry. BLADES of HADES + MarkN, G-Fresh and Swag Society, DJ Loodz, DJ Presto, DJ Likewyze.

THUR-30-DEC:

♥         J.WATERS & MYSTORRI, DRIFT’N'DICTION, TNT, supporting TRAIDMARCTHE NIGHT BEFORE NEw YEARS EVE PARTY 8-11pm http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/event.php?eid=117516874980004

FRI-31-DEC (NYE):

♥         CRACK & TEKNO MULISHA NYE SMASH! *FREE OUTDOOR PARTY*OUTDOOR VENUE, INNER EASTERN SUBURBS (MELB) 10pm-8am w.6head slug; binary distortion; buska; claude; dep affect; dj moon; dj silo; dtm; dvs; john smith; matt bleak; neocortex; speedloader; syndrome;vixen; yelo tera; xehpa

- – - JANU-ART-Y 2011 – - -

WED-5-JAN:

♥         4walls opener 34fanklin 6-8pm

SAT-15-JAN:

♥         Alcaston Gallery opener 11brnsdwk st, 2-4pm

MON-17-JAN:

♥         MIDSUMMA opener 45 downstairs flinders lane. 6-8pm?

THUR-20-JAN:

♥         Counihan opener 233 Sydney Rd 6-8pm

TUE-25-JAN:

♥         Niagara opener 254 punt rd, richmnd 6-9pm